A broad shouldered, stalky gal with a little bit of a belly that looks like she could bench press you and then eat 4 cheeseburgers. Also only drinks beer.
Friend: I heard he got with that girl last night
Me: I saw her bro, she shotgunned a miller, put it down, benched 225, and then fucked him
Friend: No way he took down a Water Buffalo
Me: I saw her bro, she shotgunned a miller, put it down, benched 225, and then fucked him
Friend: No way he took down a Water Buffalo
by rr12 May 1, 2023
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In reference to the USS Nimitz in which the water supply was contaminated by jet fuel.
In reference to the USS Nimitz in which the water supply was contaminated by jet fuel.
Person 1: "Hey man this water tastes funny."
Person 2: "That's not just water that's Aircraft Carrier Water"
Person 1: *falls ill*
Person 2: "That's not just water that's Aircraft Carrier Water"
Person 1: *falls ill*
by Siegmund May 3, 2023
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person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit
person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine
person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine
by comfortedreality May 4, 2023
Get the southern water mug.Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.
Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
by anonymous May 4, 2023
Get the Waters Law mug.When you blow your load into your partners mouth, and they they spit it back into yours, like a water fountain.
by embasin May 10, 2023
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