Urban Dictionary

A very USEFUL website

Look it up in the Urban Dictionary

by Me the Nepali Beast April 20, 2018

Urban dictionary

The dictionary filled with cancer

The word Urban dictionary is Self explanatory

by THAT_BITCH_42O October 6, 2019

Urban Dictionary

a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.

Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair

Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021

Urban Dictionary

worst website ever

Thomas: hey i found this website called urban dictionary
Me: its s***

by Likolojgrdxjurs October 3, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that really talks about what the first part of “dictionary” sounds like

I swear to god I saw cat means a “blow job after procrastination” or “Billy lost his soul after searching up dictionary on Urban Dictionary”

by Cautious_Mud9 November 24, 2021

Urban Dictionary

An unfunny website filled with 12 y/o's looking for/making sex definitions because their tiny shrimp always wants to stick itself in their dream woman who is probably way older.

This website also contains things which actually help. Example: Math Definitions, Celebrity News, Science Terms and Meme Definitions.

If you are a publisher on Urban Dictionary, Please avoid making any explicit, unfunny jokes or sex terms because we all know you're 12.

The Urban Dictionary Is Fucked Until Reporting Works.

by DiamondCob319 September 19, 2023

Urban Dictionary

Y'all are nasty

john: types name into urban dictionary
first response: John is a Man-hoe with a tiny penis
john: WTF?
Second response: John is the most annoying person you'll ever meet
john: WHHHYYYYYYYY
Third response: Fuck you, john!

by Me-Me-Big-Boi May 5, 2019