Urban Dictionary

-A place where people sometimes come to learn about definitions of terms they hear but have no clue what they mean.
-A one point was a place for people to make questionable jokes.
-Now full of people that believe they are all mighty and righteous for defining Urban Dictionary
-The new home of Mr. Pork (me) who will define every word in the English language the RIGHT way.

Some random person: Hey, remember the urban dictionary?
Other person: (sighs) Yeah?
Some random person: Well, it's getting redefined by this dude named Mr. Pork.
Other person: Let's hope he's better than the last guy.

by The REAL Mr. Pork December 28, 2022

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website run by dicks that won"t ever publish your words.

Dude, Urban Dictionary didn't publish my word!

I know, it's because they're retards!

by Urbandictionarysucksballsacs September 5, 2013

Urban Dictionary

I wanted a definition.

Not 55 ways to have sex with a water bottle.

Me: *Vibing trying to figure out what air is*

Definition: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HA-

Me: *Throws my phone*

Me: Urban Dictionary please- I wanna know what a shark is.

Dictionary: It's a way to Frick ur mum uwu hehehwn3mdns.snsmwme

by AAAAAAAAAAAAExceptsomeonestol- July 3, 2021

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

hey did you know that All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by ausboss20001 October 11, 2023

Urban Dictionary

An amusing attempt to be an online website with an edge for news based upon words. Urban Dictionary needs a complete rethink especially when they make sweeping statements about Derby City without conducting any due diligence.

Urban Dictionary should refrain from comments regarding Derby City

by Derby City Supportery October 19, 2017

Urban Dictionary

This site. Like the one you're on right now. I don't know how else to explain this man.

You're literally using the Urban Dictionary right now.

by Lord Trash September 21, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary full of random definitions that are not always accurate

I put a stupid definition that I don't even know what means in the Urban Dictionary!

by krazy_kookoo!!! November 29, 2020