Cleveland Taco

When you dookie in a coochie and eat it out.

"Hi, Sarah! You can see I'm in Cleveland, you can see I have a taco. Put them together, whattaya got? A Cleveland Taco"

by dog kisser January 9, 2021

The Valley Taco

The act of fucking a girl in her ass while she then shits on you as you procede to fuck her in her vagina.

RJ: Man last night me and Alexis tried out The Valley Taco. ;)
Pablo: Damn!!! You lucky S.O.B :)

by MrNiggaArches August 18, 2011

lightning taco

A girl that cums really fast.

And I thought I was quick in bed then I met Lightning Taco

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

Glossy Taco

a glossy top coat, as in one used over nail polish.

After painting your nails, apply a glossy taco to make them shine!

by Simplyboilogical April 18, 2018

Glossy Taco

A glossy top coat nail polish. Usually applied after application of base coat of polish.

"Now let's finish off this nail with a glossy taco."
"I love glossy taco, it keeps the nail from chipping and leaves a glossy finish."

by Glossy;3 April 18, 2018

Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

Taco

A purple raccoon

You know, taco is pretty cool

by TacoTheSquare March 11, 2022