Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.

yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.

by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008

Two Boong

A drinking game played by one or a group of individuals whilst watching sport on TV in Australia, usually played whilst watching Australian Rules Football, when two people of Aboriginal descent are both in the cameras frame, those playing the game must take a sip of their drink of choice (usually alcoholic)

Hey boys, “two boong” on the Telly, everyone drink!

by 5ie September 13, 2025

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

Two Shea

When you have a friend called Shea, and then decide that she is so cool that you need two of her - so you decide to build a cloning machine, and use it to create an exact carbon copy of that friend, for the good of humanity.

PERSON 1 : “Hello, I am Shea.”
PERSON 2 : “Hello, I am also Shea.”
PERSON 3 : “Two Shea.”

by C L G December 2, 2022

I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

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I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.

Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I Two Faced her.

by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020

The Two's

The janky strip club in the dump of a town called Billerica

Fuck buddy its friday, tryna rip the Two's?

Fuck that im not going to the dirty rick!

by anonymous May 13, 2022