Bean Simp

The only type of simp that is legally allowed to simp for beans and beans only.

Josh: man, do you know John?
Derek: Yeah, he loves beans so much.
Josh: he’s totally a bean simp

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

Bean

A sweet and adorable thing to cuddle around with.

If someone calls you that (especially with the modifier 'adorable'), they're gonna hug you xD.

You're an adorable bean! ^ - ^

by Kit Rat November 2, 2019

Bryce N’ Beans

A cool indie-soft rock band from Tampa, Florida. They’re underrated but super good. Insanely attractive musicians with great music. Elijah on keys and harmonies, Gavin on bass, Justin on sax, Will on drums, and Max with guitar and lead vocals. Bryce is just the manager.

Stephanie: “OMG IS THAT BRYCE N’ BEANS?”
Rachel: “oh yeah they chill or whateva”

by Alana Warbang November 21, 2023

Fuck beans

Beans that have been fermenting in the male buttocks for an extensive amount of time.

Yo bro can I have your fuck beans

by Beanboi123 March 12, 2019

beans

money

how much many beans you have??????????!?!?!?!@?!?!???!@:L;lwqrisgtfyu gsfyu
beans many i have, over 456546276734627346723427315678430 duodecillion beands

by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj September 12, 2022

smol bean

an offensive slur used to describe a little people. for example, someone with dwarfism

“look there’s a smol bean”

by user347 April 13, 2021

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 7, 2023