lumber-jacking off

When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood

Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.

by Medici32 May 29, 2016

beat the dirt off someone

To beat the dirt off someone is basically to beat someone up who has poor hygienic habits.

I'm going to beat the dirt off someone if I find out who stole my burger.

by [e-mail] January 16, 2017

tear jerk-off

Purposely watching a sad movie to cry for pleasure

"I haven't cried in so long, I need a tear jerk-off session"

by baby-yeezus March 4, 2017

Saw Em' Off

"Saw Varsity's Horns Off" A verse from the Aggie War Hymn sung at Texas A&M Football Games, Midnight Yell Practice, other sports outings refers to defeating the Texas Longhorns, who use a Longhorn steer as their mascot. There is also a swaying motion that the crowd does where the row puts there arms around each other's backs and all sway left and right. The whole stadium does this during the End Of the Aggie War Hymn.

Us Aggs are going to saw em' off tonight! Aaaaaa Whoooop!

by Darth Baker July 11, 2017

50 Shades of Pissed Off

Did you mean Eren Yeager

"I saw an explosion and wondered, 'Now who could that be?'"

A classic example of 50 Shades of Pissed off

by Damn it Mako August 26, 2017

lock me off

Trinidadian slang for "stop talking to me" / "I don't want anything to do with you"

*Girl 1 betrays Girl 2's trust* (Let's say Girl 1 slept with Girl 2's boyfriend and they were best friends beforehand)

Girl 2: Lock me off eh gyul yuh too dutty and stink wit yuh self. (Stop talking to me, you are an untrustworthy person!).

Girl 3: U n Girl 1 stop talk awah? (Are you and Girl 1 still talking to each other?)

Girl 2: No ah lock she off long time. (I stopped speaking to her a while ago).

by trinislang September 16, 2017

Snap my foot off in your ass

A term used when an ass kicking is needed or general motivation, it means the kick I am about to give you your posterior will be of such force that my foot will snap at the ankle and remain lodged there for the rest of time

If you don't get out of bed I'm gonna snap my foot off in your ass

by kolakommando May 6, 2018