mother of night fork

Bitch; Annoying bitch

(short as mnf)

She's such a mother of night fork

by prass November 17, 2016

The Prom Night Scale

A Rating Scale ranging from 1-10 used to judge the attractiveness of a female based on how good she would look if she was going to prom.

To calculate a Prom Night rating one must account for professionally done make-up and hair. Spray-tan, self-tanner and other skin enhancing products must be accounted for as well.

Normal Female 1-10 Scale Conversion rate: +2 per point.

Jenny real world: 6
Jenny at prom: 8

Tom: Yeah, I met Jeff's sister the other day.

Mike: Oh yeah? Is she pretty good looking?
Tom: Eh, she's probably an 8 on the Prom Night Scale. .

Mike: That's not too bad if you see her at a wedding.

by JebusHoles December 12, 2016

$9 beer night

Noun. With the outrageous pricing of alcoholic beverages in some nightclubs, $9 beer night is the day of the week commoners can come out and play at high end clubs in which a 12 oz. beer is usually $17.00

"Man, this club is really jumping for a Wednesday night. Must be because its $9 beer night"

by Ceaser21 April 5, 2017

Up in the night

When someone's opinions or expectations are ridiculous, grandiose, or ill-informed they are "up in the night."

Common synonyms: out of their mind, bat shit crazy, off their rocker, way out there.

A common colloquialism among Utahans, those from the western United States, and the Latter-day Saint population at large.

If she thinks those shorts are inappropriate, she is up in the night.

The florist wanted $100 for a corsage; he's up in the night.

If they think I'm doing the dishes again tonight, they're all up in the night.

by BricksForAmontillado June 2, 2017

Holly shit sunday night

You are in your bed, it’s the last day of vacation before you go back to school... when you suddenly remember that you didn’t do your homework and you’re fucking screwed. That heart attack is the « holly shit Sunday night ». As you panick, you try to think about when and where you could, in less than one morning, finish all the homework that was given to you for the holidays.

HOLLY FUCKING SHIT ! -Timmy, having a holly shit Sunday night.

by Xx_LandoCalrissian_xX January 1, 2018

ship in a night

Usually refers to a short term sexual or non sexual friendship with a male partner .

Oh baby, he was just a ship in a night .

You are just a ship in a night baby .

by mayabusters November 13, 2017

unwanted all-nighter

When you are legitimately trying to get a full night of sleep but you are unable to fall asleep, so you end up staying up all night. May be by choice after waiting too long to get to sleep, or by trying all night to get to sleep and not succeeding. Usually catastrophic when you have an important event or task the following day.

"Dude, I am so tired; I pulled an unwanted All-Nighter last night."

by Nas2play February 2, 2018