Simple Jack

Used as an adverb for stupidity. Taken from tropic thunders "full retard" scene

That girl was just dumb, she was simple Jack dumb.

by I don't care any more April 10, 2017

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flap jack

n. flacid penis that remains so during attempted masturbation; personal cock-block

v. the serious and vigorous attempt at reviving a limp dick through masturbation

Eliza Dushku is so hot, too bad I got a case of flap jack.

by Pepsimax11 May 10, 2009

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A tandem masturbatory technique in which the participants lock arms at the elbows whilst gripping the shaft of their penises. They then flap elbows like a bird in synchronization to most efficiently share the work of jacking.

I jerked off with my friend, but it wasn't gay because we were flap jacking.

by Kingsbury Brothers February 6, 2010

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Jack Easterby

The king of comedy and an all around good guy. He makes the ladies as wet as Niagara Falls and the perfect guy. He isn’t immortal but he has been mistaken for one.

* Not a fury

“A god has come to earth! Oh wait that’s Jack Easterby, nevermind.”

by Muhammad Will Jones December 22, 2020

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london, jack

Gay ass author

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

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Jack's Sister

A dirty liar who will tell you she's 13 just to sleep with you when she's really only twelve. She'll say that she loves you but really she only wants you for sex. Then she'll rip your heart out by leaving you for an older guy.

Did you get laid this weekend?
Ya, I slept with Jack's Sister!
She's just toying with you man.
She said she loved me!
She told me that to... Last weekend.
........oh.......
It's gonna be okay man... It's gonna be okay

by Jack's Sister August 4, 2008

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