The definitive microcosm for the American white, middle-class high school experience.
There is nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building's construction in 2000 AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-spot of generic and predictable high school activity.
Every social clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic kid, every robotics kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.
It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
There is nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building's construction in 2000 AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-spot of generic and predictable high school activity.
Every social clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic kid, every robotics kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.
It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
"I'm from Loveland High School, and every day I grow a little more tired of my horrifically tedious journey from this god-forsaken high school to University of Cincinnati to a 9-5 job to an eventual
and inevitable death."
and inevitable death."
by i suppose so April 28, 2021
Get the Loveland High Schoolmug. Person 1: Do you see that girl she has such a high pitched voice
Person 2: Yeah, I’m pretty sure she’s a Jayla
Person 2: Yeah, I’m pretty sure she’s a Jayla
by I’m High November 27, 2021
Get the High Pitched Voicemug. A high school in Washington full of spazzes who can't compete in school sport and think they are too smart for "normal" public school. Think band kids, but its the entire school and no one gets shoved into a locker for it. Instead of normal prom, they have lame ass school dances because everyone is too busy jerking it to yugioh to form a real relationship. They think they are prepared for the real world but most likely will be going to the exact same college as everyone else.
"Oh you go to normal high school? I go to STEM High School, it's a lot harder probably."
"It probably isn't and you just don't have a social life and couldn't lift 10lbs to save your life."
"It probably isn't and you just don't have a social life and couldn't lift 10lbs to save your life."
by Jesus_is_king_only_reel_fax March 8, 2021
Get the STEM High Schoolmug. Damn, the toilet is splattered with shit specks again. It must be good ol' Albert with his high mud pressure.
by ireallydontcareabootit August 16, 2015
Get the high mud pressuremug. A very ghetto school where the commons/lunch room is like a prison with a wall in it fights are very often and kids doing carts and blunts and kids think they hard
Random kid:what school u go to
Streamwood kid:streamwood high school why?
Random kid: I feel bad you go to that ghetto school
Streamwood kid:streamwood high school why?
Random kid: I feel bad you go to that ghetto school
by Ymuha April 23, 2023
Get the Streamwood high schoolmug. Performing a marijuana transaction by double high fiving with money in one hand and receiving marijuana in another.
by loudhighfive August 1, 2017
Get the loud high fivemug. Ellenville high school is full of hoes and fake gangbangers.
Bathrooms are smoke rooms. And girls there open there legs for a dollar. Only talent to come from that school is Tybalek. everyone else is dirt. Give a big shout out to the top treeshes. Ava,nya,julia. Shout out to Gavin Carpinter for being the most sexiest.
Bathrooms are smoke rooms. And girls there open there legs for a dollar. Only talent to come from that school is Tybalek. everyone else is dirt. Give a big shout out to the top treeshes. Ava,nya,julia. Shout out to Gavin Carpinter for being the most sexiest.
by Kapo3xbaby September 15, 2021
Get the Ellenville high schoolmug.