Maryvale 

Where all the hot wealthy girls go. They have a castle, its amazing. The girls are blonde, tan, and skinny. Everyone wishes they could go to Maryvale. NDP is their rival, but they can't even compare. Maryvale girls know how to have fun. They go to parties every weekend. They will all go to a college that is most likely one of the best colleges and then marry rich men and not work. They generally date boys from Loyola, Calvert Hall, and St. Pauls. Their sexy as hell.

Loyola Guy: Oh where do you go to school?
Maryvale Girl: Maryvale.
Loyola Guy: Want to go out?

Maryvale by Dons '11 November 17, 2010

Maryvale Preparatory 

A small, all-girl Catholic school for grades 6-12, Maryvale ends up being completely undefinable. With traditions such as Spirit Week, Gym Meet, Senior Sleepover in the Castle and a whole bunch of other wacky things that make it wierd and fun, the wool-skirted and red-blazered girls rock the house. NDP would be the major rivals of the school, and any Maryvale girl can tell you that the Maryvale Lions do it right, despite what the Blazers may think about us. Besides, we all know our uniforms are the best. Maryvale is unique and totally awesome! We love food and we love being completely and totally awkward. Only at Maryvale do your teachers and classmates know your life's story, even if they didn't ask for it at all. By the time you graduate, you can pretty much write a book about every person in your class.

Q: Why'd you decide to come to Maryvale Preparatory?
A: 'Cause of the Castle, duh.
Q: Sweet, a Castle. (thinks: I wish my school had a Castle.) So how long did you attend Maryvale?
A: 7 years and proud of it, baby!
Q: Seven years. (passes out 'cause of the proceeding awkwardly amazing stories that are being told)

Maryvale Preparatory by pink-yellow-07 70's December 2, 2007

Maryvale high school 

Literally hell. Turner is a rapist

Maryvale high school can suck my ass, cock, and balls

Maryvale high school by Hdhdjshe March 13, 2020

Maryvale Surprise Party 

A Maryvale Surprise Party is a drive by shooting by an illegal mexican in Arizona.

I was sound asleep when three mexicans in a 1976 cadillac decided to throw a Maryvale Surprise Party

Maryvale Surprise Party by mooseantlers October 31, 2008

Maryvale Middle School

A school that everyone would like to see be burnt to the ground

Maryvale Middle School sucks the biggest of cocks!

Maryvale Middle School by Daddy Gufla November 14, 2017

Maryvale Prep 

the most awesomest school ever! we rock the gym meet and are way cooler than the NDP girls!!!!!!!

NDP girl: where do you go to school?
Maryvale prep girl: Maryvale
NDP girl: you suck ewwwww! and you stole the gym meet from us! and your not as cool as us!
Maryvale prep girl: well we do it better so HA! and we get the calvert hall boys and we are WAY cooler than you

Maryvale Prep by ilovehollister22 September 15, 2010

Maryvale Mudslide 

When someone, usually out of anger or revenge, defecates on their sexual partner while they are in a deep sleep, most times passed out drunk. When that person wakes up and takes a whiff it reminds them of the time they were at an abandoned house in Maryvale with no plumbing and a toilet full of squatter feces. Then they realize it's them that smells like squatter feces from the abandoned house in Maryvale. Similar to Guadalupe Wake Up Call only not restricted to hotel/motel rooms. (See Guadalupe wake up call)

Damn homie, this morning my sister's room smelled like an outhouse was brought inside. When I asked her what the fuck that smell was she said you must've given her a Maryvale Mudslide before you left this morning. If you guys are going to be fighting, you can't come over anymore.

Maryvale Mudslide by Chinooks64 July 14, 2023