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The Green is a bit of grass in the centre of a council estate with two pieces of wood hammered into the ground. “The Green” is used to describe how bad a garden or pitch is.
Turns up at a Football match
Ffs, the pitch is so bad, it’s like playing on The Green.
The Green by WakandaF0REVER April 30, 2019

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

Ninja Lime Green Peach

1. A peach, specifically lime green, that has ninja-like skills

2. May use kunai, shuriken, nun-chucks or other various ninja equipment

4. Ninja Lime Green Peach may be used as a nickname, stating one has skills like a peach
Ninja 1: You suck, you Ninja Peach!
Ninja 2: T__T

Ninja 1: You're such a ninja peach you dork.
Ninja 2: T__T

Ninja 1: Hey Ninja Lime Green Peach! Lets fight!
Ninja 2:.....T__T

Irish Spring Green Green 

Celebrational Words said by June flight on all his greens in 2k

Massachusetts Green 

The second or so after a light turns red used to make it past the intersection before the other light turns green.

Used Mostly in Massachusetts where most douche bags live and driving laws do not really apply at all.
Doug: Dude, you just ran that red light
Katt: I got it man, where in Lowell its a Massachusetts Green Kiiidd.
Massachusetts Green by nuggetry August 23, 2005

Robert Green

Robert Green is (although, we'll see how long that lasts) a goal keeper for the English National Football Team. His job as goalie is to prevent the opposing team from scoring, but his utter, horrendous fuck up against the US National Team (specifically a very poorly kicked ball from Clint Dempsey), on June 12th, 2010, has made his name synonymous with any major clusterfuck to befall an unwitting human being.

Personally, I like the guy. I mean, I almost had him confused with an opposing, professional goalie, but that was cleared up around minute 40 of that match.
Dude 1: Yo, did you catch that soft ass goal that Clint Dempsey scored against Robert Green?

Dude 2: Yeah man, Robert Green is the softest motherfucker on the face of the Earth. British soccer hooligans have probably murdered his entire family.

Dude 1: I'm so glad we tied that, and maybe Robert Green's fuck up will make Capello put in Calamity James as keeper! THAT'LL work out well for those stupid Brits!

Dude 3: What the fuck is soccer?
Robert Green by Mochabear June 15, 2010