Ferret Facing

The act of scratching one's invisible beard, when deep in thought.

Omg, Emilie is totally Ferret Facing! I bet she's thinking about Tom!

by Imbringingsexyback May 6, 2014

pussy face

someone that have a hole in there face

hey pussy face

by massive cock March 2, 2017

Hot for Face

Middle aged house bound mothers/wives, who, after watching amounts of their childrens Blues Clues, become secretly enamoured by Steve Burns.

See that old cougar? Shes totally Hot for Face.

by Bwandon October 13, 2010

Piss face

Somebody who will always find a reason to hate you. Almost ALWAYS a Scorpio. Usually named Travis, Tom, Jackson, Jamaal, and Shawn

Guy1: I HATE that Piss face
Guy2: Who? Travis?
Guy1: Yep.

by ThatOneFunnyDude December 21, 2018

face scale

a quick way of displaying emotion when you cant be arsed showing said emotions

john: you ok?, dave: sad face, john: ohhh right, dave: just sad face, john: you n that damn face scale

by kyranist July 19, 2011

face vindication

Finding an old crush on Facebook who rejected your advances back in the day, and choosing not to befriend them because, man, they turned out fugly and well, you are pretty good looking.

G: Yo, found Andrea D on the FB
T: Y'all friends now?
G: Man, she fugly, don't want to revisit that.
T: You finally got yourself some face vindication brah!

by Sticky AKA September 1, 2015

Face drowning

To drown one's face while being submerged in liquids or fluids, either sexually, or the actual drowning of.

1. If you're in an irate state, due to a certain individual pissing you off. You may want to drown their face, in the sink, pool, toilet, lake, ocean,etc;"Face drowning"

2. During sexual occurances and activities, in which the person giving oral sex, is acquainted and suprised by vast amounts of fluid "Face drowning"

by II_Conceited October 15, 2010