Law

A literal child that must be protected at all costs he's so innocent.

Aww look law.

by banri July 23, 2022

Kirk’s Law

“Any lone gunman shall be presumed to be a white, male Christian nationalist until definitely proved otherwise.”

The uproar over the latest assassination is in clear violation of Kirk’s Law

by sp762 September 13, 2025

Hoppe’s Law

A man will most times acquire a girl ranked in between a mans confidence and total attractiveness.

For example: if there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a 7

“What do you think about James”
“Looking at Hoppe’s Law, he will probably get a 7”

by Professor Ho November 25, 2020

Law of Talos

silly webshow thingymagig that includes a really fucking hot (or fine, sexy, whatever you wanna call him) sadistic resin statue called Karl, MANNEQUIN BOY The Climber, little bri'ish lad called Chimbley Sweep, married couple (Karl crashed their wedding and got a pickaxe to the side of the head), the little fishy guy called Mizuno who i will protect with my life, Vampire guy called Rellik and uhh there's Del and a ton of other silly fellows

awesome person: "hey, have you watched Law of Talos?"
guy: "no what the fuck is that"
awesome person: "fuck you"

by Lennox! >_< July 27, 2025

Trump's law

for every action you do, there is a tweet of yourself highlighting your hypocrisy.

Trump's law

>Dude, trump hired another globalist.

> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?

>Yeah he tweeted that.

by juasjuasie June 3, 2017

co-great-great-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnibling's wife.

My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

3C-in-law

1- Third-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's third-cousin.

My 3C-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021