shitting your pants

Believe it or not, shitting your pants is exactly what it sounds like. It's when you shit in your pants. See also suprise shit

"Hey don, how was math class?"
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 28, 2017

soften your cock

When a penis is erect but you are not you are not horny or in the position for some sexual interaction your penis then needs to not be erect.

that will soften your cock.

by Mandingler April 16, 2017

What's your Scene?

What your interests, hobbies are; the things that make yourself you.

Hey, what's your scene?
My Scene is hanging with my friends or staying home watching netflix

by LuvJRVB March 17, 2018

Twisting your nipples

Giving someone a hand time, teasing or bothering them or tricking them into believing something.

I didn't really buy a new Ferrari, I was just twisting your nipples.

by Daniel 'Beige' Santo January 20, 2017

BUM YOUR NAN

When u bum your nan, u bum ur nan, u might pull out a dirty oliver.

OI, GURV i kinda did BUM YOUR NAN.

by Bum your nan July 9, 2020

Closing your eyes

When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.

Side effects of closing your eyes include:

Not being able to see.

When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.

Side effects of closing your eyes include:

Not being able to see.

by Gids Is On Urban Dictionary June 17, 2020

Calm your pussy

This phrase or expression is used the same way you'd use phrases like "calm your tits"or "calm your shit" to tell someone to not be overly dramatic or go overboard/ overthink shit.

Its two days since an "ex" and i spoke

Ex: So now your not talking to me anymore? why?
I: (laughing) "calm your pussy" i'm talking to you right now aren't i? i've just been busy.

by Kid kong January 12, 2012