Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

two rabbits one hat

Two fluffy men and one stretched out hag.

Hey babe, we should totally go see the two rabbits one hat produ tion of macbeth.

by Gumchak February 27, 2025

two toe hold

Simultaneous foot jobs with two people sitting across from each other. Just a little dance around the pants, no penetration!

They were rocking the two toe hold under the table at a restaurant! It was gross, but daring!

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

Two-part invention

1. (music) A short contrapuntal composition for two voices, typically by J.S. Bach.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.

• “Bach wrote 15 famous two-part inventions.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”

by bentrd August 16, 2025

Australian two step

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.

"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"

by Little England April 2, 2017

two weeks in

a term used for fake scene kids, usually new scene kids, that no one in particular is acquainted with

his style is so gay dude, he's two weeks in

by jenessa sneva October 22, 2007

Two by fouring

Driving your car over something that's not meant to be driven over. Usually causes significant damage to the vehicle.

You shoulda seen Rick two by fouring it over the train tracks last night.

by D. Y. Vetz December 8, 2020