Lee Law

The Lee Law describes the natural phenomenon whereby the quality of a game is inversely proportional to level of enthusiasm and excitement displayed by Mr Lee.

Mr Lee: "Yo, you should play: Hypercharged: Unboxed"
Everyone: "This game is shit, Mr Lee, let's play something else, maybe on the Epic Store. I think the Lee Law is in effect here."

by Professor Burt Strontium September 29, 2022

Posie's Law

The law of one eating bagels to make their butt bigger

“How is your booty so big?” “I followed Posie's Law.”

by wimmie_g May 8, 2023

Cum in law

A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.

My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.

by Rynesdad April 13, 2016

Karamazov's Law

How the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media

"Mike has such a good looking life. Look at his posts, he's got the house, car, and a knock out"

"Dude, Karamazov's Law, he's half a million in debt, a alcoholic, and his wife cheats on him".

by The_LSD_Fairy January 7, 2021

co-1C1R-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-1C1R-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

stepsibling-in-law

1- Stepsibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's stepsibling.

My stepsibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Neil's Law

For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.

I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.

by neiltherealdeal May 19, 2015