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one leaf clover

Used to describe someone with a pea sized brain.
Person 1: Oh no I broke my mom’s car keys!

Person 2: You are a one leaf clover.
by pekpekmomabaho May 27, 2021
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Plumming one out

When you jerk off in class while watching hentai and get caught
YOOOO LOOK KEVIN IS PLUMMING ONE OUT
by peenballs4 May 18, 2023
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One Night in Bangkok

Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world

In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
Or this place!

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

Whaddya mean?
Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town

Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

Get thai'd, you're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

And thank God I'm only watching the game controlling it

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlours

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
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no one likes you

When someone is being really gay, this is what one would say to get them to STFU, mostly. It also is commonly used sarcastically.
On the flip side, the opposite can also be used, usually sarcastically.
by jack tiggs January 3, 2011
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ones and fives

What you say when somebody says something dumb and you have no comment. Also used to describe a stupid or BS situation.

The concept came from talking about taking a trip to Mexico and how anybody that brings any bills larger then a one or a five is dumb.
1) Heather: Midgets are good drivers.
Chris: Ones and fives.

2) Robert: Man that Government essay topic was crap.
Chris: Ones and fives.
by Another guy stuck in Lodi April 26, 2004
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one fell swoop

means: All at once. It may refer to the swooping of a predatory bird, with the indication that there was a cessation of life in the prey because of the word 'fell' which is seldom used except in the context of (that tree was felled some time ago)
by PaulMilo January 17, 2008
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one direction concert

A place where fans meet up at an arena or stadium and listen to one direction (the best boyband ever) live..usually the concert consists of 80% fans and 20% carrots.at the concert you should expect twitter questions, lyric changes, falling , them eating on stage, and them being chased by security.
I went to a one direction concert on june 28,2013 and im now having post concert depression
by jenna horan April 16, 2014
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