douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.
JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.
by Pcmodmom July 23, 2017
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douche pickling

When you clean your vagina with pickle juice
Bro, why does your vagina smell like pickles?
Well, I just got done douche pickling.
by cuzimbadasslikethat December 18, 2011
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Douche pit

Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.
by R to the J Izzle January 21, 2011
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douche pit

A bar with 50 guys and 3 slags.
Me and a buddy walk into a bar looking for action. As we walk in, we quickly realize what a douche pit it is and quickly leave.
by kingfireant January 29, 2011
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The guy everyone knows who believes he's more intelligent than he actually is. More condescending and judgemental than yo momma after you callin from jail needing bailed out. Spends most of his time playing league of legends in his parents basement and being rejected by tinder girls.
Lulz such a PDN (Pretentious Douche Nerds) , gtfo newb
Fat Larry hasn't gotten off his computer in 16 hours, I think he won't stop looking at hentai. He's really become a PDN!
by Harrybuuulllls February 02, 2018
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douche machine

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.
by Nassy da pooh July 15, 2003
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Bada douche

1. A extremely narcissistic self centered man child with extreme delusions of grandeur.
2. One that treats everyone around them in a douchebag manner
Bada douche: oh my god, I'm so more freakin Italian that you
Dingus: shut the fuck up bada douche
by Ambassador of Queefs June 26, 2024
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