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Chocolate Churro

When you are having anal sex and you coat your dick in sugar or sand or some other abrasive substance and then continue having sex.
Sorry I’m a bit sore today my boyfriend gave me a chocolate churro last night.
by ChillBayman January 15, 2024
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chocolate brain shake

This act is performed on a recent deceased corps. First you sergically removing the brain then placing it in a blender mixing with fresh human excrement and seamen. You then begin to blend up with ice and serve up in a pint class which the u drink till ur hearts contempt!
Yo mate i could do with one those "chocolate brain shakes"that u made me the other day it tasted nutty which sent my taste bud wild.
by natural born kaners December 25, 2009
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chocolate asshole

When ones butt is smeared in fecal matter
Chanan looked down and discovered had a chocolate asshole.
by chananlovesmia May 3, 2016
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Chocolate Deluxe

Yo, Tanya is a certified Chocolate Deluxe!
by athughunter November 27, 2024
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Chocolate Fountain

When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.
Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.
by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019
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Chocolate piñata

Chocolate piñata-When you’re slapping a girl in the ass and she’s shitting on your chest
by Sole surfer October 19, 2022
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chocolate merendero

chocolate merendero it's a thing that could happen during a doggy style, if she has some little trace of shit around her butthole and one of these ones drops on your fingers you could """accidentaly""" let her suck your fingers
yesterday i had sex with a chick and i did her a chocolate merendero
by fucking hostile 95 September 9, 2017
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