Kidney Bean Effect

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.

The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2025

Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can

Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.

by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

Red Bean Rocket

The sexual act of inserting a twizzler or liquorice into a woman's annus and having her pushing it out into the tip of the male penis

Hey baby I got some red vines want to get freaky and do the red bean rocket

by Moonshot November 7, 2025

GWEEN BEAN WHATCHU MEAN

ITS NICHE GWEEN BEAN WHATCHU MEAN.

A: Bro why are you never getting on the game.
B: GWEEN BEAN WHATCHU MEAN IM ALWAYS ON

by CreeperMonkey January 1, 2026

flaming three-bean charlie

A woman who has three clitorises and tries to burn two of them off with a home electrolysis kit but instead accidentally sets her vagina on fire

Do you remember Shaniquah whose mom lived under those power lines, the ambulance was at her crib last nite 'cause she gave herself a flaming three-bean charlie

by dearthyvader March 29, 2010

tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris

Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)

by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013