Cum dog

Dog with the cum on his head

Oh look a cum dog! I wonder if it bites.

by Sushiwater December 22, 2020

bumpin' dogs

To let dogs engage in fighting behavior before a dog fight while they are on still on leashes.

Look at those idiots bumpin' dogs. We should stop them before the actual fight happens.

by Squidonesian October 16, 2008

Dog Boner

Someone that you love, appreciate, laugh with, and also can give all the shit in the world too. This person is a friend you can shit on, and then end conversations with “love ya!” Most kirky has a name like Dylan.

Hey Dog Boner, call me back, love ya!

by LilSteph March 1, 2018

Throney Dog

Name given to the act of eating a Coney Dog while simultaneously taking a dump.

"I didn't know whether to be proud or dismayed upon hearing Jeff recount his story of Throney Dogging the day after he ordered too much food from a drivethru Coney Island. The counterproductiveness of the entire situation was mindboggling."

by X-ian Montgomery February 6, 2008

Top Dog

“Top Dog” is usually powerful and good looking, You can even challenge for top dog.

(Chase) is challenging the top dog

by ChaseTheWokeGuy November 17, 2017

Dick Dog

1. (Noun) A fuck boy who isn’t worthy of their fuck boy title.

2. (A series of action) First, a fuck boy wrongs someone’s best friend. Someone’s best friend, let’s call her Kitty, sees Kitty upset and then gets mad. Kitty gets mad too so both of them, let’s call the someone Bee, get so mad they start scheming. Bee convinces Kitty of this. Revenge is the only way, revenge is justice. So to get justice, one must first get revenge. hence - THE DICK DOG -

Step 1: cut off the person’s penis (dick)

Step 2: cook the dick like a hot dog (dog)
Step 3: put the cooked penis in a hot dog bun

Step 4: feed the dick dog to the man
Step 5: it’s so gross he chokes
Step 6: he chokes on his own dick

This makes those thoughts of “he should choke on his own dick” come to life, thus dissipating all the rage.

1. Wow, she didn’t even sleep with Jim Bob, he acts like he has this game when he’s really just a dick dog.

2. Wow Lucille got so mad at Kaden for looking at another girl that she dick dogged him.

by Bori the lover of dolphins September 14, 2018

Gav-Dog

Normally antisocial but can be social

Twat at times

Fuck off gav-dog

by Ginger nugget August 11, 2019