ass pirate

As early pirates were motivated by pieces of eight, these modern day pirates are dominated by dreams of pieces-o-ass. The ass pirate is so obsessed that what is common sense to the intelligent person escapes them entirely.

The ass pirate had no idea what the triangular sign with the word "YEILD" meant.

by Drew Bryden April 29, 2003

ass lips

When a women wears shorts that are too small and the bottom of her ass sticks out.

When that chick walks away, you totally notice her ass lips.

by e-rock1 October 23, 2005

ass burger

A nasty piece of shit that is stuck between your ass cheeks for over four days.

Dude, you smell like an ass burger.

by CPrice May 18, 2006

SKANK ASS

a skank ass hoe that has sex with
everybody.

Lashonda is a skank ass hoe.

by DA PIMPETTE November 27, 2004

face ass

When someone ridicules themselves.

"I can so totaly get 7 girls in one night"
the other person says

"face ass "

by lineasietisiete April 9, 2007

Ass Licker

Someone who is sexually stimulated and gratified by licking another persons filthy, stinky asshole.

That dude is a bonified Ass Licker. He licked his girlfriend's asshole clean. He even ate the kernal of corn she farted onto his tounge.

by slicksal October 24, 2006

Pussy Ass

a man incapable of committing. thereby he's a pussy. and an asshole. combined.. he's a pussy ass.

A: I heard they broke up. I wonder why.

B: because Mark was a pussy ass.
A: ohhh ok.

by antipussyass February 4, 2010