Rip a fat turdy.

To take a large drag from a vape and produce a large vape cloud.

Give me that elf bar I'll rip a fat turdy.

by ElfBar69 June 20, 2022

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Like a turducken

When you find something that consists of something containing something which also contains something which makes you blurt out "This is like a turducken." because that is quite similar to a turducken.

"One time in the junkyard I found a bus which had a small car in it which had a toy car in it. It was like a turducken."

"Oooh, interesting."

by ComputerWorld February 5, 2024

Head of turds

The head of a white person bearing dreadlocks. So named because of how dreadlocks, when worn by a white person, tend to look more like turds coming out of their skull. Not too uncommon in small mountain towns in Colorado.

Johnny's got a whole head of turds now. He should never have gone on that retreat in nepal.

by Youwantdrpinn February 23, 2026

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.

The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.

by SqwertYert May 8, 2025

Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."

Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021