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urban dictionary

A dictionary that allows the most stupid of definitions to be put on it
What useless definition is that. Ooh that's an urban dictionary
by Benny M-Thonp August 21, 2020
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Let's look at Urban Dictionary for funny stuff.
by Golferbc October 30, 2017
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One of the fucked up places to go online but.. Hey! Great place for fucked up people and there is no hate to the Urban Dictionary.. Probably one of the best websites ever!
"Never go on Urban Dictionary and search candy cane or snowball"
*Does it*
"Really fucked up but best place ever for when your board and have no life"
by Fucknut69 February 21, 2019
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Urban dictionary neophyte

An urban dictionary neophyte is Someone who has written a definition within the last 5 years. reminds millennials that the younger generation is the manifestation of Idiocracy. I’m just sincerely disappointed in the typos and overly self serious definitions that people give. Back in my day urban dictionary was spot on. But I guess that’s why they call it urban. It’s representative of the Times.
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by Me the Nepali Beast April 20, 2018
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The word Urban dictionary is Self explanatory
by THAT_BITCH_42O October 6, 2019
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a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.
Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair

Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why
by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021
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