String Two

Win two in a row

You will never string two on me

by Hagoroth January 15, 2019

Two-step nigga

A person who deceives others into thinking they’re somebody they’re not.

Ayo Reggie, you see that two-step nigga Clyde talkin about getting the bitches?

by Jdog333 October 07, 2020

Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.

How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 20, 2022

Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than 2 squares per wipe.

How do you conserve so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 20, 2022

Two tier kier

A nickname for our selfish, corrupt, free speech hating, elderly abusing, immigrant loving Prime Minister, Kier Starmer. This nickname refers to the two tier policing encouraged by Kier Starmer, in where people who protest illegal immigration are locked in jail, whereas violent left wing protesters are endorsed and supported.

arresting people for facebook posts? Thats just classic Two tier kier!

by Professional Labour Hater February 09, 2025

six and two threes

Same difference

It is completely not the same as 'six of one and half a dozen of the other'

'They've only got Fosters and Carling, which one do you want?'

'Six and two threes, they're both shite'

by Scorer1982 February 06, 2015

two bomb

To take a dump, to poop, to drop a deuce

"Dude, I'll be right back i gotta go drop a two bomb"

by Oh Ryan January 05, 2009