An ancient discipline developed in Honduras where a male bends over and a female licks the area between his nut sack and his butthole, aka the gooch, in a manner so determined that her nose becomes lodged inside of his butthole. More commonly known in the United States as, tainted love.
What did you do last night?
I brought this chick back to my place and it got crazy.
Oh, yea? Was she a freak?
Hell yea, she got so into it she ended up getting a Honduran nose job! We won't be seeing eachother again.
I brought this chick back to my place and it got crazy.
Oh, yea? Was she a freak?
Hell yea, she got so into it she ended up getting a Honduran nose job! We won't be seeing eachother again.
by BookWerm March 14, 2011
Get the Honduran Nose Jobmug. A snap-dog job is a job performed above and beyond typical expectations, whether it be faster or better than usual.
by Jeshugah November 9, 2008
Get the Snap-dog jobmug. this odd use of word combination comes from when my friends and i used to anticipate the show dirty jobs. We would say something like:
"Dirty Jobs is comin on soon."
Also around that time the oaktons would say:
"big time"
which means someone would agree excitingly with something someone was saying or doing
For example:
"yo dirty jobs is on" - phil
"big time!" - pat (pat agrees with umph!"
now getting back to jobs
when somebody would say
"jobs is comin on!"
somebody would then respond
"YO BIG TIME DIRTY JOBS" (meaning good i love dirty jobs)
but then one day our slang inventive saying friend dave said something that clicked, it went something like this:
"yo dirty jobs is comin on" - phil
"YO BIG TIME JOBS" - dave
the way he pronounced this was hilarious to us and it clicked.from then on when someone or something would do or say or be something that they liked the oaktons would respond
"BIG TIME JOBS"
"Dirty Jobs is comin on soon."
Also around that time the oaktons would say:
"big time"
which means someone would agree excitingly with something someone was saying or doing
For example:
"yo dirty jobs is on" - phil
"big time!" - pat (pat agrees with umph!"
now getting back to jobs
when somebody would say
"jobs is comin on!"
somebody would then respond
"YO BIG TIME DIRTY JOBS" (meaning good i love dirty jobs)
but then one day our slang inventive saying friend dave said something that clicked, it went something like this:
"yo dirty jobs is comin on" - phil
"YO BIG TIME JOBS" - dave
the way he pronounced this was hilarious to us and it clicked.from then on when someone or something would do or say or be something that they liked the oaktons would respond
"BIG TIME JOBS"
by Doooogan January 11, 2009
Get the big time jobsmug. someone that hogs all the jobs (dogsitter, babysitter, fish feeder, plant waterer, mail taker-in-er, etc.) in the neighborhood or even in other nearby neighborhoods as well.
this person or teen is very reliable and normally has a lot of money if they now how to manage it.
this person or teen is very reliable and normally has a lot of money if they now how to manage it.
by StephieC23 August 6, 2008
Get the neighborhood job hogmug. by dirtyman2010 August 23, 2009
Get the Tennessee Twat Jobmug. Man, that stripper was so hot until after she finished her dance and I noticed I got an Alaskan paint job.
by freako and jon doe May 11, 2011
Get the Alaskan paint jobmug. When you receive a blumpkin and when you are done shitting you make the bitch lick your ass clean. The key is to make her lick your ass clean so you don't have to use toilet paper. When she is done licking your ass clean cum on her face, then pee on her to clean her off.
by Tant Lover November 11, 2006
Get the Tacoma Tongue Jobmug.