Blue ribbon asshole

The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.

"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

blue veined clarinet

the penis.

you wanna play my blue veined clarinet?

yes.

by tizard May 11, 2009

Young Man Blues

DLC for Rock Band by The Who that if you FC it on expert drums, You become Jesus for 15 minutes.

Person 1 - "Dude, I just FC'd Young Man Blues on expert drums!"

Person 2 - "zOMG, The Second Coming!"

by destructamental October 22, 2008

Hungry bum blues

When a homosexual man hasn't had sex in a while, and it leads to him getting depressedm, he has the hungry bum blues

Man, Adam hasn't gotten any for so long, I think he's starting to get the hungry bum blues!

by the hungriest bum August 24, 2011

Ass Licker Blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 12, 2008

Evil Blue Chicken

a chicken that over the years has become blue and evil through the process of evolution

ah man bob just got attacked by an evil blue chicken

by GrammarAreFun June 12, 2006

shasta baby blue

the color of the eyes of the prettiest girl in oregon

her eyes are the color shasta baby blue

by Harold Roberts January 14, 2007