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You Suck Chodes

What you say to your lame uncle
Suk: “You suck CHODES, Uncle Dylan!”
by Uncle Dylan September 25, 2025
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Get Sucked

Get fucked and you suck combined into one nice little package
Bob: *Spills big pot of soup*
George: “Get sucked
by Moriarty21 September 15, 2022
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The Suck

yo Christine's down to give me the suck Dude!
by NAA05 February 3, 2020
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Welcome to the suck

Welcome to the suck is a slang phrase used to welcome people to an unpleasant place that makes you want to blow your brains out. For example, your room full of semen stains and old pizza boxes or open.mp Discord Server, or you mother's kitchen.
Person 1: Welcome to the suck! The open.mp Discord Server.
Person 2: Fuck off, bitch.
by jennyjohn465465465fucky December 2, 2023
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Suck a soup stick

Bro 50 Shades of Grey is a bad book

Suck a soup stick dude
by ThisisrealIpromise March 30, 2020
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Nobbed sucked

When a Lath incorrectly spells the phrase "nob sucked"
Sutton was trying to get his nobbed sucked
by John Giles November 1, 2021
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Suck Starting Penis

Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles.
Jim: Did you ever have a chance with Lindsey last nigh?
Josh: No she only wanted to Suck Start Penis "Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles"

Jim: good because she made my face look like a glazed doughnut after hours of riding it. Those face dildo's work grate.
by Dunder muffin November 29, 2019
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