Snap, Crackle, Poop

You bang a chick in the star. Then, after you creampie, you hold her cheeks apart (gaper), and your buddy jumps out of the closet with a box of Rice Krispies and pours them in her ass. Last, put your ear really close and listen...

"Dude, I asked this drunk chick if she wanted to have breakfast, took her home, and gave her the Snap, Crackle, Poop. Lucky we had Krispies, 'cause Wheaties get stuck."

by Del Rio WI August 27, 2008

Poop-Dollar

Adj./Noun- To be so drunk that you are virtually worth nothing more than a dollar with poop on it.

"Wow you look like a poop-dollar tonight"
"I'm getting poop-dollared later for sure"

by Jeronimerh February 19, 2014

take a bath and poop

an adjective describing a stinky bastard defined by the irony of taking a bath then taking a shit, thus, undoing all the stink you just removed.

Jeez, did that stinky skanky bastard just take a bath and poop or what?

by Wes S. January 13, 2006

its that poop again

Lighting a bag of poop on fire at someone's doorstep repeatedly. When they come outside no one is there and they scream "its that poop again."

"its that poop again"

"dont put it out with your boots ted!"
"Dont tell me my business devil woman!"
Billy Madison.

by Pooper692011 July 20, 2011

peanut butter poops

the smear of poop left on the toilet paper after you have wiped repeatedly.

brittney: are you alright in there? youve been in there forever.
Tabitha: yeah ive got a bad case of peanut butter poops

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

Sir-poops-a-lot

Someone that poops a lot, mostly referring to my grandpa

Me : Wow, gramps sure is a Sir-poops-a-lot!

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

poop-ch-ka

An adverb originating in Dayton, Ohio. The word poop-ch-ka is used to state that a pipe containing marijuana has been successfully depleted.

That pipe is tasting nasty, it is poop-ch-ka.

by Mary April 22, 2004