mexican shitter

when someones takes a shit on your dick while your blowing their back out

"my gf gave me a mexican shitter"

by dihclihsloppy3932 August 20, 2025

Mexican Seaworld

When a bunch of guys all either eat Mexican foods/ tequila, then proceed to urinate into a pool and the water becomes yellow, warm, and spicy.

Guy 1: "Why is the pool so yellow?"

Guy 2: "It's not a pool, it's a Mexican Seaworld."

by HelloPity January 22, 2024

mexican babysitting

Hiding money strange places so nobody will find it mexican babysitting .

Mexican babysitting.The prostuite always “Mexican babysitting her money . “She glued the money inside her wig. Mexican babysitting. Hides money places no one will find . Mexican babysitting hides money strange places in your house . Or other strange places no one will ever find .

by Mexican babysitting July 13, 2022

Mexican Equestrian

When a girl smacks you with her chancla while on top of a guy in the reverse cowgirl position.

"YOOOOOOOO Jesus, I was fuckin your mom last night and we did it and she pulled a Mexican Equestrian on my ass, shit was wild hombre."

by Yeeetothehawwww April 15, 2021

mexican rumbo

Shit in her mouth and tie a lasso to her ear and proceed to fuck her in the other ear

“I just Mexican rumbo’d her”

by Toxoxile December 8, 2017

mexican zipper

In a rodeo fight, when you are wearing a pair of Spurs and you run your Spurs against your opponents face causing serious cuts and bleeding.

Shit dude Bobby just gave that bull rider a Mexican zipper!

by The Voodoo Hermit December 22, 2015

mexican cream pie

When you get two, presumably Mexican woman, and share the semen ejaculated by the male (you) between the two. Resulting in a sort of, taco effect.

I had a fun time last night. Me, your GF, and my GF performed a mexican cream pie.

by Mr Catacorn April 8, 2015