Gold Bidet

The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.

There was no toilet paper so I had to give myself a Gold Bidet.

by BidenSniffsKids February 9, 2021

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Golden Girl

Another way of saying Betty White (Bet-he-white).

“Bro can you believe that dude got hired again after all the allegations and multiple losing records!?”

“Never heard of him, but this some golden girl shit, right?”

“Yeah, he is for sure white.”

by PatientZeropointZero February 11, 2021

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Golden Blum

The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.

These Saltines taste like a Golden Blum.

by Pseudonym Brian February 15, 2021

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Golden Doodle

Someone with a horrible microphone in a call causing a crispy feedback.

*calls*
Them: how are you?

Me: DANG! You’re mic is horrible you golden doodle!

by Lolalovescock February 21, 2021

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GoldenMiks is a term utilized within situations wherin a subjected person has trouble reading easy words.

GoldenMiks is also a term for people who are stinky, and fat; Matabaho.
So a GoldenMiks is Matabaho

Masha: Hey, have you heard of that guy John Michael? Yeah I've heard he's a GoldenMiks.
Kariano: I actually have! He gives me strong matabaho vibes.
Gab: I like girls

by iSCeeY March 21, 2021

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gold addict

someone who is obsessed with goldfish

: GUY:1- hey man watcha eatin?
GUY:2- I LOVE GOLDFISH
GUY:1- oh so your a gold addict?
GUY:2- I LOVE GOLDFISH

by that drippyswaggerhomie March 22, 2021

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(Gold Rush)

A way of emphasising a sentence by putting the phrase “Gold Rush” at the end of every statement (Gold Rush). It originates from Death Cab for Cutie’s “Thank you for today” (Gold Rush) paying homage to the song of the same name (Gold Rush) and popularised on the r/deathcircleforjerk subreddit (Gold Rush).

(Gold rush) Digging for gold in my neighborhood
(Gold rush) Where all the old buildings stood
(Gold rush) And they keep digging it down and down
(Gold rush)

by Barkable March 23, 2021

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