wet fart

wet farts do NOT exist!
one simply follows through.
one shits oneself!

my drawers have got shit in them
after i farted

by brown keks June 29, 2003

Dick Fart

When your dick farts and then rubs on a nigger that happens to be homosexual and likes it when a penis touches his left ear

Damn he likes dick farts

by UrbanEnglish December 8, 2017

glitter fart

This is when a stripper has gas

He was getting a lap dance then out of nowhere the stripper glitter farted in his face

by jakeless November 11, 2010

Cake Farts

The kind of fart someone achieves when they are a complete fat ass who eats cakes all day, this is usually detected in the bathroom. You can tell just by the tangy smell and unusual odor that the person consumes extremely high amounts of sugar. You can't quite put your finger on it, but you just know they sit there eating cakes all day, almost no vegetables, and very little protein.

"Damn it smells like straight cake farts in here! What the hell have you been eating all day? Ice cream and twinkies??"

by Pecos Pete Partitions August 8, 2019

fart bong

to fart or get someone else to fart in a bootle close and breathe it in (note only gay tards do this)

poopookachho

jonno farted in that bottle and blain inhaled it what a fart bong er

poo in ur face

by poopoocachoo April 28, 2008

wet fart

A loud fart...umm it comes from your bumm!

baaannnnggg boooommmmm kaaaboooommmm that was an awesome wet fart man !!

by fhgf July 17, 2006

pure fart

when you hold in so many farts and they DONT go away so when you finally let it out its like 2 minutes long of a long,loud fart but it has absolutely NO SMELL AT ALL becasue its 100 percent air.

After dinner I released a wicked pure fart.



You heard that? Thats all pure my friend.

by tophieCC February 11, 2009