dick leave

time earned by employees throughout the year that once accumulated can then be used at their discretion to validate abscence from work before going postal on an a dickhead boss.

my boss is all up in my shit lately. then he wants to cry talkin about "his job so stressful". he best chill back before i bust out with a couple weeks of dick leave on his ass! then he gonna see stressful for real when he doing BOTH our jobs!

by BILLicitly ilLEgAL May 22, 2009

Dick Kiss

When two dudes are sword-fighting and when they are both about to CUM they touch dickheads, simulating kissing. Then the man mess ensues.

"Yo, bro that dude across the bar is checkin you out. I think he is lookin' to Dick Kiss with you!"

by Corey O'Connor April 22, 2007

Demon dick

The ability for a man to provide ample and consistent pleasure to a partner using his penis.

Last night I gave my girl the demon dick.

by DBrutalTruth November 24, 2016

Schrödinger's Dick

The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrödinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.

Schrödinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.

"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrödinger's Dick!",

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrödinger's Dick.

by endos127 July 21, 2009

dick tease

Someone who flirts and gets off with lads, but doesn't actually shag them i.e. leads them on!

a 16 yr old bitch, that knows shes fit, and abuses it.

by Adam April 7, 2004

gym dick

Gym dick is a result of enduring marathon days inside of a gymnasium for a wrestling tournament or similar event. The dick becomes listless and withdrawn, and no amount of staring at members of the opposite sex can revive it. You know you have gym dick when you go to the bathroom and the dick has recoiled, becoming wrinkled, clammy, and possibly tucked into its own sack.

Guy 1: I'm worried. When I went the bathroom the 12th time today, I couldn't find my dick. Then I found it, but I couldn't stretch it far enough to pull it out of my zipper. I finally had to go to a stall and piss with my pants around my ankles.

Guy 2: That's just gym dick. I have it too.

by dvk2000 January 16, 2013

dick smart

One who knows his/her way around a penis. A subtle way to call a girl a slut.

That girl looks like she would be dick smart.

by Matumbo October 3, 2007