Dirty smiley

A dirty smiley is when you flick a lighter and heat it up till it's really hot then press it to your skin till it cools off and it leaves a scar that looks like part of a smiley face.

"Oh dude that dirty smiley is cool as fuck" "I know man it hurt like a bitch though"

by Earlysunsetsoverthatass July 13, 2014

Dirty Grape

A. Shoving your nut into an asshole

B. Someone who is being a moron.

"OMG, she was so kinky I made two dirty grapes"

"For Fuck sake, stop being such a dirty grape"

by ematz December 4, 2014

dirty spaghetti

When a male defecates in a female's hair and proceeds to have intercourse with feces coated hair.

That girl will let you do anything to her. Last weekend she let Dave give her dirty spaghetti!

by Mr California November 3, 2013

dirty preacher

a dirty dirty sex position
also known as 'the Crandy'

Jenna likes 'the Crandy' also known as the dirty preacher.

by scofflaw December 18, 2013

the dirty tuna

When a girl grinds on you and leaves a red mark (blood) on your leg because she's on her period.

Dude, is that blood on your leg? You just got the dirty tuna'd!!!

by Domidango December 22, 2013

Dirty Kirwin

When your dick has gone weeks without being properly washed, it begins to glow a bright orange color, resembling a carrot. Except it's not a carrot, its your dick, so it's a Dirty Kirwin

"Dude check this out..."
"BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR DICK?? WHY IS IT ORANGE??"
"I haven't washed this thing in weeks I'm full Dirty Kirwin!"
"BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP BEFORE BUGS BUNNY'S TRYNA SNACK"

by THEGOGNAHT February 9, 2015

dirty belgian

Man who lies about penis size so much the female laughs and leaves forcing forementioned liar to self pleasure, then create further lies to friends about his evening.

Johnny did the dirty belgian, conned Tracy into bed before she found out about it

by hercule poirot March 27, 2015