Dog Boner

A red rocket

“Dude look at that dog boner it’s disgusting.”
“Oh my god I want to suck it!”

by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025

Reverse boner

An alternative to words like, “lame”, “boring”, “stupid”, “unappealing”, etc. that generally conveys the notion that the thing being described is so unbelievably dumb that instead of generating arousal, it has, instead, done the opposite. The polar opposite…

Employee #1: “Oh, wow, the new forest green polo work shirts must have finally arrived because I see at least three people wearing them!”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”

by anonymous November 4, 2025

Jewish Boner

A boner (erection) that is circumcised

first I was sitting on his lap and next thing you know i found out he got a jewish boner

by LoganElexys November 4, 2025

Reddit boner

When you cum but don’t have an erection.

My ED causes me to have reddit boners when I’m in any sexual situation and it’s pissing me off

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

Electric Boner

A sex move where a man hooks up his dick to a car battery with aligator clips and then fucks his partner.

My friend electric bonered me yesterday!

by Stumpy penis November 10, 2025

Freedom Boner

A symbolic or literal erection one obtains in moments of great national pride, or when someone says something incredibly patriotic.

I got such a freedom boner when I heard his speech.

Damn, that gives me such a freedom boner!

by Coinlaundry27 November 26, 2025

Sentimental boner

A physiological glitch where your adult body has a romantic reaction to a childhood memory. It occurs when you see a vintage photo of a child actor you loved in the 3rd grade, and your brain accidentally reboots your original hormones from 2007. It’s essentially the "ghost of crushes past" haunting your pants.

"I was scrolling through a 'Throwback Thursday' thread and saw a picture of Miranda Cosgrove from the early iCarly days. I got a total sentimental boner. It felt like my adult self was high-fiving my 10-year-old self across the space-time continuum."

by gijsomans January 26, 2026