Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe
by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016
Get the certified anal probemug. Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”
by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019
Get the Spontaneous anal combustionmug. by Otherwisetrout April 18, 2018
Get the anal hubrismug. To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.
Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum
Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug
Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.
As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.
Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.
Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum
Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug
Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.
As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.
Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.
by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024
Get the anal rail gunmug. To expose your butt-hole to the sun in an attempt to recharge your body.
Typically this is performed naked with you on your hands and knees, typically with your head down and back slanted to properly expose your dot.
Typically this is performed naked with you on your hands and knees, typically with your head down and back slanted to properly expose your dot.
by JohnSugar December 7, 2022
Get the Anal gazingmug. When fisting the anal cavity, the fister opens his/her hand and spreads their fingers out, locking up the rectum and trapping the hand.
Last evening my uncle told me that he got his hand stuck in hisx womans asss. I asked him," how is that possible.?" He replied, " my technique is,l giving her the Anal Orchid
When fisting the anal cavity, the fister opens his/her hand and spreads their fingers out, locking up the rectum and trapping the hand."
When fisting the anal cavity, the fister opens his/her hand and spreads their fingers out, locking up the rectum and trapping the hand."
by Skip Jones July 7, 2023
Get the The Anal Orchidmug. On the 30th of October each year National Homie anal day consists of homies of all sexuality’s coming together to cum.
by Homielover6000 October 12, 2022
Get the National Homie anal daymug.