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Being on your j's

Being alone
Being by yourself
"We don't like you being on your j's, so we'll just come with you."
by Samuel Billy Bob Smith March 15, 2009
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disappointing your mother

To masturbate while high. Usually applied to men, but can be applied to women as well.
I smoked 10 bowls then went home and disappointed my mother.
Leaf hit twenty dabs and said, "Let's all go disappointing your mother."
by Titobanana February 10, 2014
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mold on your petunia

can be used to describe a nasty woman's genitalia, as in mold found in a nasty bathroom or kitchen,

can also be used as a question to let others around know the person is being moody for reasons not caused or involved with the much like how one may ask if you have sand in your vagina. using the phrase this way works on both male and female partys
EXAMPLE 1.
Guy one: No way I'd hit that!

Guy two: I know right I bet she has mold on her Petunia

EXAMPLE 2.
The man at the post office was a real jerk today; I asked him whats your deal do you have Mold on your petunia?
by B*RAD May 22, 2014
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Off Your Campchair

When someone is either drunk, or talking shit and what their saying doesn't sound believable in the slightest.
Chase: Dude I'm a case of beer deep
Me: Mate. you're off your campchair
by 1Chase January 27, 2015
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rocks your socks

The same as "Floats your boat" - doing something that makes you happy.
Steve said he really wants to go abseiling, so I told him "whatever rocks your socks, buddy".
by Warrior Woman February 20, 2015
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smacking your chops

Opening and closing one's mouth in a way that causes the spit within to make audible noise. Occurs during talking or inhaling through the mouth.
Please stop smacking your chops, it is annoying for headphone users to listen to.
by TheGuyWhoKnowsWords February 24, 2015
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pack your fudge

The act of packing someone's fudge; or fisting the living shit out of someone
Shut up before I pack your fudge stupid cunt
by Gregg November 29, 2016
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