A pejorative term used to define someone that is overly reliant on others for their basic needs.

Welfare dynasties, basement dwellers, statists, socialists, communists, and other such entitled people fall into the category of people happily on the tit.

John is 31 years old living in his mothers house and refuses to move out or get a job. He's been on the tit for too long.

on the tit by Yamaru02 February 6, 2019

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Thomas the Taint Engine

The act of first blowing a vape cloud in your partners asshole. They then fart out the cloud while bent over screaming "TOOT TOOT!" Extra points given if you sing the thomas the tank engine theme song and move your arms like a locomotive chanting "CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!"

"i TOTALLY DID A THOMAS THE TAINT ENGINE WITH LUCY LAST NIGHT!' "CANT WAIT TO TRY IT AGAIN, TOOT TOOT!"

Thomas the Taint Engine by railroader69 June 2, 2019

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Thomas the Tank Engine

Looks like this is the end of ole thomas the tank engine.

Thomas the tank engine is being shot down in the skysbover berlin

Thomas the Tank Engine by Whatacunundrum September 9, 2020

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Under The Table

A term coined by user “mr. floof” on a YouTube comment, being under the table is when someone is out of the closet, but has to act straight in public when with their same sex partner. It’s usually due to being afraid that homophobic people might try to mess with them or be rude.

Girlfriend 1: “Babe, why won’t you hold my hand?”
Girlfriend 2: “Shh, I’m under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.”

Under The Table by 🍓 s t r a w b e r r y 🍓 January 28, 2021

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