Hoppe’s Law

A man will most times acquire a relationship partner ranked in between a mans confidence and total looks.

For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.
What do you think about that guy”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”
by Professor Ho November 25, 2020
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pommer's law

Pommer's law states: A person's mind can be changed by reading information on the internet.

The nature of this change will be from having no opinion to having a wrong opinion.
liberal arts college student: I just read an article that says war is good for the economy, that's why leaders start wars!
history college student: Pommer's law has gotten the best of you my misinformed friend.
by bostoncasey April 27, 2019
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half-pibling-in-law

1- Half-pibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's half-pibling.
half-pibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Sinnott's Law

A law which dictates that "Places Which Can Sell A Keychain Will Sell A Keychain"
Ah, a keychain for the Eiffel Tower, guess that's just Sinnott's Law
by Rhsjhxjand November 13, 2023
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Mackenzie’s Law

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children
Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time
by Cwilther February 28, 2024
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The law of the forgetful mind states that if you do something and someone forgets you did or if you take something and someone forgets about it you have now gotten away with that action.
“Yeah I’m still using their skateboard because they forgot I had it, gotta love the law of the forgetful mind.”
by Stefonson December 29, 2024
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Hym "ISN'T 'The Original Giver of Law.' Even in the story... He left a CIVILIZATION... Where they HAD LAWS... No one has ever considered Moses that. Look at the delusion. That's not a thing. Christians making shit up again. Not reality. We will live under the thumb of superstitious delusion forever. This (what I'm doing here) should at least demonstrate to you how unserious they are about other people's lives. Wildly unconstitutional by the way."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2024
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