Rule 6969

Women must do the dishes no matter the situation.

Woman:Husband do the dishes.
Man:Look at rule 6969.

by Johnny Dildoe May 10, 2025

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea

Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.

Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
aminotentitledtoadecentdefence.blogspot.com/2021/06/la-rosa-concilae-primus-optimus-maximus.html

by SirSimon July 2, 2021

The rules

You aren't enforcing the rules equally and if you don't want someone's kid to pay the price for your doing that you need to give me the credit I deserve and pay me.

Hym "The rules? Which rules? The boundaries policy at REM Wisconsin that state Kendra McKeefry and Melissa Dilsner Barlow cannot fuck the mentally disabled clients house at the group home on Danbar street in Green Bay Wisconsin? Or the Rem Wisconsin abuse and neglect policy that states I have to report any retard sex if I suspect that the clients are getting molested? Because I got fired from Rem Wisconsin for doing that! Except not soon enough. OK. I'll follow the rules. I have I reasonable suspicion the Kendra McKeefry and Melissa Dilsner Barlow and Marina Derfus molested one of the mentally disabled clients at the Rem Wisconsin group home on Danbar Street in Green Bay Wisconsin. The clients name was Noah Kroll. He was charged with a sex crime related to a minor but was ruled legally incompetent due to the fact that he is an Assburger. There. I'm reporting them."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Rule 181

no rules on urban dictionary work on anybody with Alex in their name.

You have no power i invoke rule 181

by Trashcan 6 August 23, 2022

Rule 5

RULE 5: DO NOT MENTION RULE 5 + DO NOT SIMP FOR CHEMS

greener: "I like chems' videos-"

another greener: "RULE 5 RULE 5 RULE 5!!!!! HARAM!!!!!"

by ThatCookiGuy May 1, 2022

Rule 69

A Rocket League ‘Rule 1’ Where One Of The Cars Is Backwards.

“OHH I GOT THE RULE 69 UP YES COMONNN”

by IMAKERLDEFINITIONS February 6, 2023

50 Percent Rule

When you’re high on weed and hit the vape and your high goes down 50%

Person 1: “Aw man I hit this fucking geek bar and I’m not even high anymore”

Person 2: “That’s the 50 percent rule”

by BirdyFly66 May 24, 2024