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who shot john

Usually used when in the persence of a male who is a pimp and one has one of his whores.
Man 1: OOh here comes John!
John(pimp): Yo!
Man 1: Who shot John?
John: All my bitches, fool!
by Miggy12 November 24, 2004
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Sir John A. MacDonald C.I.

A high school located in Scaborough, Ontario. Also known as Mac. Made unknown thanks to the Asian population that attends this school. The white kids that reach are all pussies that sleep around and the Asian kids are all fobs that enjoy anime and shit. Located near Lam.
guy: wuh school u reach baby?
girl: sir john a. macdonald c.i.
guy: wheres dat?
girl: in scarbz, near lam
guy: ohh, never heard of it
girl: most people haven't... it's filled with fobs and sluz
by busta_cap April 16, 2009
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who shot john and why

The phrase "who shot John, and why" is commonly used to describe yourself or someone else when you/they look like a hot mess
Why does Jessica looks like who shot John and why?

I looked in the mirror and realized I looked like who shot john and why.
by iwanttoflingmyselfintothesun February 22, 2018
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John Adams High School

A mediocre high school located on the east side of South Bend, Indiana, also known as a desolate shit hole. John Adams High School is best known for its one and only good program, Mock Trial. The legendary Michael Mann did not graduate from this school and regrets nothing about it. Many local comedy acts are preformed by the Football team during the Fall, and the wrestling team has won many porno awards. The current teaching staff is complete shit at best, with minor exceptions. Adams boast its IB program, which is the equivalent of putting a gold bar ontop of a dung pile infested with AIDS.
~Did anyone do Mr. Cotters history reading last night?

~ Wait...he started teaching already...fuck John Adams High School.
by Royal M December 14, 2010
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John Cena Heel Turn

1. A fabled heel turn in which John Cena, who has been babyface most of his career. Some people think it will happen. It is shrouded in Legend.

2. Something very unlikely to happen.
Person 1: *suggests something stupid like a theory*
Person 2: That's more unlikely than a John Cena Heel Turn
by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016
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John Pleaser Purple Dick

When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.
my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.
by rainbow_splasher February 28, 2011
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John Glenn High School

The meme of Westland. The administration sucks ass, and last year a girl got suspended for taking a picture of the yellow water and posting it on twitter! But on the bright side we’re one of the only michigan high schools to have an active planetarium, classes are generally easy, and you get free breakfast! Yet Half the kids who come here don’t care about their future, all they wanna do is fight and do drugs! The work is so easy and all they do is lay around and not do anything! At least we’re better than Wayne Memorial, Belleville, and Romulus. We literally had a meme day for spirit week. That’s how much of a meme John Glenn is.
Person 1: The work at John Glenn High School is really hard!

Person 2: Get off your ass and do something.
by iwantfood127 October 10, 2017
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