The Ultimate Rim-Job

a performance involving an person giving another person a rim-job, and during this act, smoke of some sort is inhaled by the person receiving the rim-job. The smoke is then blown out of that person's asshole (sphincter, poop chute, etc.)The giver of the rim-job performance, then inhales the very smoke that was just blasted out of the dirty hole, and then farts out the smoke as well.

After both were feeling bloated, Grant insisted on Thomas eating out his bumhole resulting in a growl and a wink back to Grant; The Ultimate Rim-Job was born.

by Andrew and Jake June 11, 2006

Rob Job

The sexual act of defacating into your partners anus either directly or using some form of tubing. Originated by a sexual pioneer named Rob and his dear mother.

The woman cleaned the shit off her ass after getting a Rob Job.

by Edbu September 15, 2008

Blow Job Water

When deep throating a chick; it is the mixture of semen and her saliva that drips down her chin.

Dude the other day I was getting a blow job and this chick got blow job water all over the place!

by True Story Bro May 2, 2011

rim job

(verb)The act of licking butthole till ones nose bleeds.

As a substitute, the homo's gave eachother rim job's while their herpes broke out

by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006

Cherry Rim Job

During anal sex were the reciver takes it in the ass so hard they bleed and the giver licks the blood off the terd cutter thus making it a rim job.

Want a cherry rim job?? or just a coke??

by fluffie xDD June 8, 2011

Texas Blow Job

When one person licks in and around the other persons asshole.
Also known as a tossed salad.

"That freak bitch on the corner gives a mean texas blow job!"

by J-Bills March 12, 2008

Honduran Nose Job

An ancient discipline developed in Honduras where a male bends over and a female licks the area between his nut sack and his butthole, aka the gooch, in a manner so determined that her nose becomes lodged inside of his butthole. More commonly known in the United States as, tainted love.

What did you do last night?

I brought this chick back to my place and it got crazy.

Oh, yea? Was she a freak?

Hell yea, she got so into it she ended up getting a Honduran nose job! We won't be seeing eachother again.

by BookWerm March 14, 2011