Mexican Breakfast

When you crack open an egg on someones breast and then stir it around and use it as lubricant.

Hey Diego, how did you enjoy that Mexican breakfast served a la puta earlier this morning.

by Alex Corb September 21, 2018

Mexican tambourine

A pair of maracas, also known as a pair of “shake-a shake-as”.

That guy plays a mean Mexican tambourine!

by Ana Naomi December 4, 2024

Mexican Lawmower

The act of ripping a woman’s pubes out with your teeth.

“Hey man what were you up to last Wednesday?”
“Not much, just giving your ex a Mexican Lawmower“

by YouNeedJesus69 February 18, 2024

Mexican

A person who's nationality is Mexican or a person who is of Mexican mestizo descent

Hannah was born in Mexico so she is a Mexican citizen

Ariel family ancestry is of Latin Mexican descent . Therefore she is of Mexican mestizo descent and identifies with the culture .

by Pride 178 February 16, 2017

Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

by Sarakarenjanicegabby May 7, 2017

Mexican Neighbour

Covering your hands in jalapeño or hot sauce before masturbating.

Juan quickly finished preparing his burrito and made sure to cover his hands in hot sauce before giving himself a Mexican Neighbour.

by vTK March 17, 2020

Mexican

To be a Mexican is to be extremely unmerciful, especially the older women who work behind the counters. For instance, a girl walks in and opens a product. Well the women makes the girl come back and pay for it. Also a student is caught cheating. The mexican girl catches you and makes you feel bad

If you are Mexican, you have an unmerciful way of punishment

by Happy Christian December 4, 2020