Ur bro is a hoe

Ultimate world ending apocalyptic insult. Use when opponent has already used "Ur mom gay", "Ur dad lesbian" or any other insult. Even the infamous universal rebuttal, "no u". Once used opponent is send to the deepest depths of hell.
Professor: Ur mom gay lol
You:no u
Professor: Ur dad lesbian
You: Ur bro is a hoe
Professor: *explodes into sub atomic particles and goes to hell*
Entire world: *explodes also*
by Lord of dong March 17, 2018
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my gorgeous hoe

char to jay <3
by char sksksksk July 11, 2021
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texas hoe down

First let me start out and say everything is bigger and better in Texas. Ex. Alexis Texas!! When a cow girl knows how to get down and dirty . Normally entails fucking and she must ride you like a horse. If she don't know how to ride you like a horse she ain't a cowgirl and it aint't a Texas hoe down. That would be a city hoe down.
"Oh man she knows how to do a Texas hoe down lemme tell ya"
"Dude she let me down cause she just gave me a city hoe down"
by ALEXIS TEXAS REPRESNTENTATIVE October 03, 2017
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bro or hoe criteria

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.
Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.
by RiceFactory February 28, 2020
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ho ho hoe

a greeting for the holidays or some sort of awful nickname
"You're such a ho ho hoe Alisah omg"
by Jun :)))) December 03, 2020
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Hoe me down

Don't hoe me down, jerald. Speak to me straight.
by nvgubxfgv January 30, 2018
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Jersey bro hoe

A Jersey bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with the "bro's" who have boats, lifted trucks and sxs's. They can come in many hair colors but almost always have tattoos. They like to drink beer, get "lit", shoot tequila and do coke. Lots of coke. They DGAF (Don't give a fuck) and they sometimes identify as a "bad bitch". You can usually find these girls "out with the boys" on the boat, at the bar or out in the woods by a pallet fire usually shotgunning a beer or blowing lines. Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she hangs with the crew but they only hang with her because she gives them head.
Do you see that chick over there talking to Jimmy? I seen her at tice's last weekend twerking on the bow of some dude's boat and the weekend before that out in another dudes sxs. She's definitely a Jersey bro hoe.

Should we tell him?

Nah, he'll figure it out.
by Local reject May 04, 2021
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