Pink Jizz eye

When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye

Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

poo bulls eye

Attempting to clear the remaining poo in a toilet with a stream of piss. Also, 'pooseye'.

"Man, the shitter was nasty, but I hit a poo bulls eye with that beer piss and cleaned 'er right up!"

by punk8punk January 9, 2014

Polar Express Eyes

Named after the 2004 Christmas movie The Polar Express (based on the 1985 children's book of the same name).
A term used to describe the eyes of a character from a film made with motion capture.
Also used to explain the uncanny valley to someone.

The characters in that film had Polar Express eyes.

by KaisertheChad July 14, 2022

Park in your eye

An exceptional driver and parker. Would park in the eye of a needle.

"That one would park in your eye"

by Urbanchance April 2, 2019

Blue Eyes, Hypnotize

In India, before you shove a card (plastic or otherwise) up your ass, you MUST say this.

You are considered an athletic video gamer and it signifies your manhood.

Indian Scammer: "You know what to do...blue eyes, hypnotize!"
The Dude: "What?"
Indian Scammer: "Pffft!"
The Dude: "Ok, roger. Will do!"

by blue eyes hypnotizer October 10, 2022

sticky brown eye

the act of taking a dump and cumming from the bowel movements

excuse me i need to take a sticky brown eye

by swap fingers January 7, 2011

Chuck a su-ey

A humorous, euphemistic way to refer to the act of committing suicide. It is a play on the Australian slang expression "chuck a u-ey" for a u-turn. It is used typically by teens to be able to address the taboo topic rather than avoiding the negative stigma.

"Ugh I have 7 exams in the next week, makes me wanna really chuck a su-ey"

by bud1y November 15, 2018