douche LA move

a phrase used to describe the act of drinking Whiteclaw
Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."
by JzwhaIe August 09, 2021
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douche mansion

Wanna sit here for lunch?

Nah, the douche mansion is sitting right there
by wilhelmina12345678 December 30, 2015
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douche drownder

A heavy downpour of rain.
The crops could use a good douche drownder.
by Gonad the Ball Bearing July 22, 2023
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flaming douch bag

Daw W
When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag
by ____penie November 09, 2017
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Douche Butter

A codeword for your crush that you love and admire. Usually you keep him in secret.
Person 1: who's your crush??
Person 2: oh, you know Douche Butter
by averagegrandma October 09, 2014
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douche duffel bag

Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."
*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*

Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?

*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*

kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved
by kjkmusic23 December 09, 2011
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douche knower

that piece of shit that thinks hes better than you for knowing what a douche is
is a douche a fruit
no its not
ok you douche knower

what is a douche knower

its you dickhead
by the_douche_knower February 02, 2025
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