Dick wedgie

When a males penis is pushed up against the inside of your underwear usually suggesting tight pants and or a tight belt.

You see bob over there he's been picking at the front of his pants all night. He definitly has adick wedgie

by jajajajajajajjaj May 19, 2011

ripping dicks

A colloquial phrase used by surfers to describe radical maneuvers and explosive surfing.

Did you see those airs Mike busted today, he was ripping dicks out there!

by GBanger33 February 21, 2011

shin-dick

Using a woman's shin as an aiming device by resting the penis on her shin right before ejaculating for full facial targeting practice.

The only way he was able to hit her perfectly in the eye was by using the classic shin-dick position.

by shin man September 11, 2010

dick cheney

bitch face who cares only for his own fucking ass. a powerhungry narcissist with no outside purpose except to ruin the world.

and btw, he is an evil man

1) if his sole purpose was to seek out weapons of mass destruction, he saw him in the mirror every time he shaved.

2) dick cheney lovd money and power, overlooks poor and above until rich

3) ran country like dictatorship

4) communist, nazi

by dick cheney hater (and Bush) December 1, 2009

diesil dick

A term used by morons that don't know how to spell DIESEL. (LMC)
diesil dick is the stiffie that dumb people get from pumping GAS into a diesel FUELED vehicle.

LMC is a retard that can't spell "Diesel".
diesil dick is the improper spelling of "Diesel dick"

by Diesel-power April 25, 2006

dick leave

time earned by employees throughout the year that once accumulated can then be used at their discretion to validate abscence from work before going postal on an a dickhead boss.

my boss is all up in my shit lately. then he wants to cry talkin about "his job so stressful". he best chill back before i bust out with a couple weeks of dick leave on his ass! then he gonna see stressful for real when he doing BOTH our jobs!

by BILLicitly ilLEgAL May 22, 2009

Dick Kiss

When two dudes are sword-fighting and when they are both about to CUM they touch dickheads, simulating kissing. Then the man mess ensues.

"Yo, bro that dude across the bar is checkin you out. I think he is lookin' to Dick Kiss with you!"

by Corey O'Connor April 22, 2007