Schrödinger's confidentiality 

The confidentiality of a specific set of political matters is in a state of superposition due to dishonest obfuscation until a politician or some elite in society honestly admits whether or not it is confidential.

News reporter said, "Was the meeting confidential?" Politician's response, "No!" News reporter replied, "Can you tell us what it's about than?" Politician's response, "That's confidential." News reporter replied, "Sir, you made the description of the meeting in a state of Schrödinger's confidentiality due to your dishonest contradictory responses. Can you please honestly explain whether or not it actually is confidential or not, and if not whether you're willing to tell us?"

Schrödinger's confidentiality by Thought_Addict March 25, 2025

Schrödinger's confidentiality 

The confidentiality of a specific set of political matters is in a state of superposition due to dishonest obfuscation until a politician or some elite in society honestly admits whether or not it is confidential.

The News Reporter said, "Sir, you claimed earlier that the meeting was not confidential, and now you claim that it is. You've regulated the confidentiality of the meeting into a state of schrödinger's confidentiality. Will you honestly claim which is which and cease this attempt at obscurantism, or will you continue to be obscurate?"

Schrödinger's confidentiality by Thought_Addict0 March 26, 2025

Bald Head Press Conference 

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

Bald Head Press Conference by Caia Tech July 1, 2025

Chime of Conflict 

The equivalent to a 1v1 Ranked gamemode in the game Deepwoken, full of mostly no-life sweaty losers, with a few normal people.

John - "Hop on chime of conflict twin"
Andrew - "Hell nah its ass"

Chime of Conflict by Crokkepokke August 24, 2025

Disco-Rice Confetti Popper 

The act of filling up one's rectum with maggots, then explosively farting them out at someone, ideally at a birthday party or other special occasion

"We're gonna give Joe a Disco-Rice Confetti Popper during halftime"

Disco-Rice Confetti Popper by PhatSphoincter September 23, 2025

Gender non conforming

Used in the queer community to label someone who is not a binary.

I’m genderfluid, so I’m gender non conforming.

Gender non conforming by Poop and fart September 29, 2025

all I configure

Da only reason you can see regarding a certain way dat something is constructed, arranged, etc.

This web-page looks completely different from how it was a few months ago --- all I configure is dat it must have had a total overhaul or upgrade at some point since I last saw it.

all I configure by QuacksO October 18, 2025