Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.
by Krabnutz July 27, 2021
Get the Wichita Wet-Napmug. by ImAnOldMan November 24, 2023
Get the Wet Dripmug. Getting head while eating pasta.
Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.
by Druburr March 7, 2022
Get the Wet Noodlemug. When you give a girl a wet willy but instead of using your finger and saliva. You stick your cummed up dick in her ear.
by Camden Scott April 22, 2025
Get the Arkansas Wet Willymug. by Calarovan February 13, 2019
Get the Wet Toadmug. The 2nd biggest question (2nd to "How do you pronounce gif")
Most people believe it is wet but to me, water isn't. Water is not wet, it gives off the wet.
If you own a cat, it doesn't mean you are the cat, it mean you have and can give off the cat to others, same a water with its wetness.
Most people believe it is wet but to me, water isn't. Water is not wet, it gives off the wet.
If you own a cat, it doesn't mean you are the cat, it mean you have and can give off the cat to others, same a water with its wetness.
Ethan: "Hey Bry, is water wet?"
Bryan: "Nah man, it just has wetness, just like Kathy did afted prom, if you know what im saying😏"
Kathy:" I HEARD THAT BRYAN, IM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT!"
Bryan:"Just like Jason killed that pus'"
Bryan: "Nah man, it just has wetness, just like Kathy did afted prom, if you know what im saying😏"
Kathy:" I HEARD THAT BRYAN, IM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT!"
Bryan:"Just like Jason killed that pus'"
by Slowpoke2019 August 18, 2019
Get the Is water wetmug. Noun; American
An event involving three moderately endowed men in which they travel to a dive bar or foreign equivalent, and spend their promotion pay on alcohol for all in attendance. At the event the three gentlemen wear only White T-shirts and thongs and wrestle each other inside a kiddie pool filled with strawberry flavored water-soluble personal lubricant while the guests poor ice cold beer over them.
An event involving three moderately endowed men in which they travel to a dive bar or foreign equivalent, and spend their promotion pay on alcohol for all in attendance. At the event the three gentlemen wear only White T-shirts and thongs and wrestle each other inside a kiddie pool filled with strawberry flavored water-soluble personal lubricant while the guests poor ice cold beer over them.
"Oh my god,Are you going to James, Dakota and Ian's wetting down? I hear they're having the Coors light flown in fresh!"
by Jimmy Carter the Peanut Man May 14, 2022
Get the Wetting Downmug.